Chotte and Badde are two friends and Chotte has a very good job.
Badde is jobless and one day asks Chotte to help him get some good Job.
Chotte says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.
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On interview day, Chotte says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the Job.”
So, Chotte goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
Chotte: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
Chotte: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan singh
EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’s population?
Chotte : (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell
you, Sir.
Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Badde
Badde remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in now.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
Badde: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What? Who is your father?
Badde: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan singh
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr. Badde?
Badde: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.

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