Desert meets the sea, Namibia, Africa

Cyclone

Bank manager asks Pappu in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Pappu: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

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Onions price is at sky

Today I saw 2 girls flirting with Pani puri waala and addressed him as JAANU..!

SHOCKED by such a scene... 

Went their to investigate And saw that 

PANIPURI wala has 2 ONION BAGS under his THELA (CART)!

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Social networking sites addiction

Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. 

I am in India and he lives in Alaska.

We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, 

had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, 

and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber.

I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy.

Dad said: Wow! Really!! 

Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango.

Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail.

And if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on OLX.
  
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Story of 2 friends Chotte Badde

Chotte and Badde are two friends and Chotte has a very good job.

Badde is jobless and one day asks Chotte to help him get some good Job.

Chotte says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.

...

On interview day, Chotte says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the Job.”

So, Chotte goes in.

EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?

Chotte: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?

Chotte: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan singh

EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’s population?

Chotte : (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell

you, Sir.

Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Badde

Badde remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in now.

EMPLOYER: When were you born?

Badde: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: What? Who is your father?

Badde: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan singh

EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr. Badde?

Badde: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.

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An awesome poem must read this... :)

An awesome poem must read this... :) 

Ek Dil waalon ki basti thi
Jahan Chand Aur Suraj Rehte The..

Kuch Suraj Mann Ka Paagal Tha..
Kuch Chand Bhi thoda Chanchal Tha..

Basti Basti Phirtey The..
Har Haal Me Hanste Rehte The..

Phir Ek Din Dono Rooth Gaye..
Aur Saare Sapne Toot Gaye..

Ab Chand Bhi Uss Waqt Aata Hai..
Suraj Jab So Jata Hai..

Badal Sab Se Kehte hain;
Suraj Uljha Sa Rehta Hai..

Chaand Ke Saath Sitare Hain..
Par….Suraj Tanha Rehta Hai..